12. I'M MOOSEMAN

 

I once protested an adult bookstore inside of a $900 dollar moose costume I bought in order to impress the Christian family of a woman I liked.

Upon seeing "me" on the local news and in the local newspaper ...

The woman I tried to impress told me ...

"My mother and grandmother don't like porn, but I do you idiot!" 🤔

Drats ...

Foiled again.