19. I'M CREEPY

 

I never went to my favorite amusement park (Six Flags Great America) for roughly three decades because no one wanted to go with me.

But all of that changed in the summer of 2025 when I decided to take the plunge and go by myself.

Is it beyond creepy for a 53 year old man (dressed in Care Bear attire) to go to an amusement park alone?

P.S.

I've been told it's a waste of time and money to go to an amusement park and blast people with water (on a water ride).

I, however, beg to differ.

Paying a $1.50 to blast strangers with water (2x) is a holy and charitable endeavor to me.

I love seeing people of all different ethnicities, religions, poltical beliefs, and ages all traveling together in the same raft having fun.

Just look at their reactions before, during, or after being blasted with water.

What a hoot!

It's one of the few times in my life where I can help someone smile and create a good memory.

Here are some of the people I blasted in 2025.

It made children out of everyone.

Well ...

Almost everyone.