20. I'M A DRIFTER

 

I've been sleeping on the ground for over 99% of my life and in other people's homes to make it even more pathetic.

Just last year (2025), my dog and I were homeless for a brief period of time and survived by begging, eating out of garbage dumpsters, sleeping in public parks, and drinking out of bathroom sinks.

Does anyone have any ground space for a snorer and a 17 year old dog with bladder control issues, just in case?